I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 18 November 2002
Awww-ful

demon seedIf you know me in "real life", you know I have this "thing" about babies playing with their own feet. I don't think it's cute. It makes me cringe. It's about as "awww"-inspiring as when they take off their own diapers and run around the house, the way the latest Huggies (or Pampers) (I don't know which one) commercials tell me they do.

So I suppose I'm posting this adorable animated gif as a way of punishing myself. I don't know what my transgression is or was, but it must've been a fucking doozy.

fresh-baked at 02:17 PM
Comments

frumunda fumunda eeuuww you guys are making me sick.

Offered by: Karen on November 19, 2002 11:05 AM

That baby has a "serial killer" look about him... not to be confused with "cereal killer", although this baby could probably do a good job of that too.

Offered by: Deb on November 19, 2002 11:01 AM

Ew... babies...

Baby... the other white meat!

Offered by: revolution9 on November 19, 2002 8:35 AM

Um....I work with babies for a living. But, this one is creepy, hon.

Offered by: Joan on November 19, 2002 3:06 AM

You say Frumunda, I say Fumunda.
Let's call the whole thing off!
Please!!

Offered by: Ellen on November 19, 2002 1:27 AM

I think that baby has been playing with ITS feet too long...it looks a little too "happy"

Offered by: sally on November 19, 2002 12:20 AM

I can bite my own toenails.

Just thought you all might like to know that.

You probably should refrain from asking how I discovered that I had this ability, however. (hint: I was 14)

Offered by: aaron on November 18, 2002 11:20 PM

Is that anything like "frumunda" cheese that is formed ... somewhere else? I'm retching at the mere thought.

Offered by: Jodi on November 18, 2002 8:57 PM

You left out the "best" part. The lovely "fumunda" cheese that forms between the toes from spilled formula.

Offered by: Ellen on November 18, 2002 5:59 PM

No, there is not enough tequila in the world for toe sucking *shudder* that picture of the baby is rather frightening,..i think it's scary..heh

Offered by: Lin on November 18, 2002 4:25 PM

Oy! I don't like to see anyone handling their feet, except for maybe my girlfriend and she wouldn't do that even if I asked her to.
Babies get no waiver from me.
And toe sucking? Is there enough tequila in the world for that? Feh.

Offered by: Karen on November 18, 2002 4:12 PM

my younger brother had a habit of taking off or wiggling out of his diaper when it was full of shit. use protection people.

Offered by: alex kidd on November 18, 2002 3:33 PM

That sweet baby could grow up to be just like me. Oh, I have the prettiest mommy in the whole world!

Offered by: Rhoda on November 18, 2002 3:16 PM

I actually can't wait to meet my family in Nebraska for thanks giving and when they ask me about getting married and having kids I am going to tell them that I will never have kids and will not get married until I am wealthy.

Offered by: Jake on November 18, 2002 3:04 PM

You do realize that this was one of the incriminating pieces of evidence found on the computers of both Paul Reubens and Jeffrey Jones. Just look at that baby's expression; He's just begging for their brand of sweet NAMBLA love.

Offered by: Thomas on November 18, 2002 3:03 PM