I ask you: What's so wrong with a standard default cursor?
Why must I be assaulted by all manner of clever cursors running amok on the internet? Why do the people who use them do so?
Why must stuff like this — http://www.lionlounge.com/index.htm — exist? (I don't want to link directly to it, so if you're curious enough, you'll cut 'n' paste.)
And for fuck's sake, stop it with the little sparkly clocks that follow the cursor across the page.
It's not so much to ask. I don't ask for much. (Well, I do, but shut up.)
fresh-baked at 11:01 AMWhat's nice about that one is that you can pretend you have her in the sights of your rifle. I'm not much of a firearms person, but that's got to be punishable by death. Or at least a shot in the shoulder.
Offered by: Nik on November 21, 2002 2:09 PMShush, MG. Don’t make me cutchu.
Offered by: jhames on November 20, 2002 12:27 AMOoh! Falling leaves! Snow flakes! Dancing snow men! Flying penises...big ones! Big, fat, juicy, winged penises flying across the screen! Hundreds of them! Why didn't I think of that before? And music. Music! I better get to work! Got songs to write, penises to draw. Songs to compose.
I ho! I ho! Big penises I draw With big pink heads And dangling balls. I ho, I ho! Offered by: Mad Genius on November 19, 2002 10:31 PMAnd quit with the falling leaves already! And, no falling snow as the holidays approach. No floating ghosties at Halloween. No hearts at Valentine's Day...
NO MORE! It's my damn computer and I don't want those things fucking trailing my every move. Don't invade MY domain, folks!
Offered by: Joan on November 19, 2002 9:22 PMOh, Jhames. Stop kissing her ass!
Offered by: Mad Genius on November 19, 2002 7:44 PMBut this is why we love you, Jodi.
And that cursor? Oy.
Offered by: jhames on November 19, 2002 6:44 PMStandard default cursor, of course! Why is there a need for anything else?
Offered by: sally on November 19, 2002 6:28 PMLion, you just sent shills down my spine.
Offered by: Thomas on November 19, 2002 1:47 PMMad Genious:
Best.
Cursor.
Ever.
Well - not ever. It would have been nicer with an off-colour word of some sort. Like "poop" for instance.
Common logic dictates that this comment should be on his site. It's a really shame I'm unlike you commoners...
Offered by: leo on November 19, 2002 1:45 PMI LOVE LION LOUNGE! YAY!
Offered by: Lion Lounger on November 19, 2002 12:44 PMJodi, you're my favorite standard default curser. (as in the only other person I know who inserts expletives in the middle of adjec-fucking-tives.)
You have a nice ass too. (Don't ask how I know, Jodi. I have my sources. By the way, you're almost out of body wash and soy milk. And would it kill you to buy the toilet paper with the ripples?)
Offered by: Thomas on November 19, 2002 12:11 PMI know why things like that must exist. To piss Jodi off!
Offered by: Amanda on November 19, 2002 12:00 PMYou need a beating (of only the most loving variety, of course), MG, for the cursor trailer thing on your site.
Kids, if you haven't been there, check it out here. Stay and visit there for a while, too. MG's a hoot (and a holler)!
Offered by: Jodi on November 19, 2002 11:52 AMOh! I hate that too! I just find it infuriating!
Offered by: Mad Genius on November 19, 2002 11:24 AM
