That looks like a list my dad would come up wiht. Any time there is a chance of inclimate weather he ahs to shop like we are going to be trapped in the house for 30 days.

Actually, Leo, it's part of a recurring joke that repelled me from the onset and that I discouraged immediately. Future references to "anal lube" (mint or other, more festive, varieties) will be deleted pronto, posthaste, and immediately ... if not sooner.

What's with that mint flavoured anal lube anyway?

I mean - I know it's part of a recurring joke, but can't you at least adapt for the upcoming holidays?

Like candy-cane flavoured anal lube, or pumpkin pie flavoured anal lube? While the deviations aren't nearly as "funny" as the word "mint", it's much more festive. And happy.

But honestly, who am I to talk? I apologise for this outburst of sanity, and will make it up to you by humming the entire first act of Hedwig and the Angry Itch.

[clears throat]

You forgot twelve jars of mint flavored anal lube!

What about the kreplach?

don't forget the matches.