Jhames...we just returned from Rhode Island where we conducted a sweep of then entire state with Señor Gonzalez, our highly trained WASP housewife sniffing Chihuahua. If Jodi has reincarnated into one of those hideous creatures she is not in the Union's smallest state.

We stopped by Headquarters to pick up a few provisions and are off to search the Nutmeg State. Let us hope that we don't find her in an off the rack dress and sensible heels in Mystic hosting a cheap gin martini cocktail party and serving mini quiches and deviled ham spread on Ritz crackers.

One of our informants tells us that a one-eye-browed woman was seen in a full-length peasant gauze dress wielding a tambourine near a hippie commune in Vermont. This creature was apparently in some sort of trance and was dancing in circles to the Dreidel Song in a glen near Vergennes. One of our agents is investigating this sighting.

We continue to assume her untimely demise and sit Shiva until rumors of her reincarnation are confirmed.

Why hasn't anyone said anything about how HILARIOUS the chalk outline and police tape are??? I am going through some really HORRIBLE personal stuff right now but when I saw this new banner it managed to make me laugh! :-)

This is a hoax.
I just chatted with Jodi.
She is totally alive and locatable.
You people are easily deceived.

Jeffrey

"It's only a flesh wound."
- Monty Python

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where ever you are, happy first night of hannukah.

"She's not dead. She's just resting"

...to paraphrase the imfamous Monty Python sketch.

I just hope no-one's nailed her to the perch.

Oh sure, MG, go ahead and blame the Hindus for Jodi’s disappearance.

I told Jodi not to go looking for latkes outside of the city. But did she listen to me? Noooooooo. Now she’s been snuffed and possibly reincarnated as a WASP housewife in Connecticut or worse yet, Rhode Island.

*shudders*

IN MEMORIAM

In Jodi’s memory, let us sing her favorite song for the holidays. Now, sing along with Mitch.

Happy first night of Hanukkah, Jodi.

Oh no, Jodi found "Mr. "Kiss My Ass" and Jodi is now in hiding...

Who is responsible for this heinous crime? Who snuffed Jodi? Who is the grinch who stole Hanukkah?

Put away the menorah! Put away the dreidels! Stop the frying pans! No latkes!

Cover all mirrors. We are sitting Shiva.

I was out searching for "The Point".
Sadly, I have not found it yet.

I like how the chalk outline artist was able to accurately place the eyebrow.

That takes a lot of detective work on their part.

I have no fear that Jodi will return.

Personally, I hope she comes back with tales of adventure in magical kingdoms.

Or maybe chocolate. Milk chocolate.