Three Things In The Past Three Decades That Irrationally Terrified Me And Made Me Think We'd All Soon Be Wearing Tight Silver Jumpsuits, Riding Monorails, And Eating Soylent Green
1970s: metric system
1980s: cable television
1990s: worldwide web
fresh-baked at 09:50 PM
"Patience is a virtue I have no time for." Me
Glossary
DOG: Distinguished Older Gentleman
Taxi: Actual dog
Shana: Non-dog, a/k/a cat