I'm prettier than you are.
Wednesday, 30 April 2003
Remedial Regis
Dear Regis:

There is no such word as "stubbron".

If you have any plans to say "modren", "stoled", or "drownded", please note that those words do not exist either.

Enjoy your day.

Regards,
Jodi

P.S. Have you forgotten what I've said about your fingernails? They're really getting out of hand.

fresh-baked at 09:30 AM