There are people walking around this city who are already too tan. They went directly from pasty-leg April to leather-leg August. They look so healthy and athletic! And rich!

Of course, not one to be left behind — because you know me, I always have to be in with the cool kidz — I went ahead and got myself my own fabulous suntan, a/k/a a "funtan"!

Look! (I'm wearing a white top to show off a bit more. It's so flattering!) (Now all I need is pink lipgloss, and I'll be all set!)

Let there be no Ms. Undertanning: I will not be outdone by the overdone! I will overcome!