"Me likee".

When you like something, please choose something classic, along the lines of "I like it." Or even the slightly off-beat, off-kilter "It, I like."

But this "Me likee" thing? No.

Just because Carrie Bradshaw says it on "Sex and the City" doesn't mean you have to say it too.

By the way ... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick need special deluxe extra-crispy beatings for the cutesy schtick they tried to pull off on last night's Tonys. I know they're supposed to be some sort of darling couple, gee whiz golly, but they can't hold a candle (or an audience) to Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman (winners for Best Original Score, "Hairspray"). Them, I like.