It is raining. Rather hard. Sometimes it is thundering. I am reading a book (BOOKS NOT BLOGS — my new bumpersticker) and chatting on MSN Messenger with one of my favorite people. Pretty soon I will be watching a bad movie thanks to Movies On Demand. I will probably have a nice cold soda pop directly from the can.

And you want me to "blog"? You've gotta be kidding.

Have a satisfactory, if not sterling, Saturday.