I just watched Born Rich, an HBO "America Undercover" documentary. No doubt you've read about it elsewhere, so I won't provide background.

And you know what, I won't even say what I thought of these rich kids (or "plutobrats", as they've been called in the press). Or the drone who made the movie. I planned to write about them, but really, they were the biggest collection of dimwitted bores I've ever seen on screen.

I will say this, however: With all that money, what's up with all the bad, bad teeth?