Dear Kelly Ripa:

This morning you praised the cast members of Saturday Night Live for their ability to put on a show every week with almost no rehearsal. You said that every week at showtime, they are "literally shot out of a cannon". Was this your way of telling us you really thought the show was a bomb, which it was this Saturday night, when you hosted? (You, of course, were "da bomb".)

Love to Mark and the kids.

xoxo,

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P.S.  This past Saturday night was one of the only times I've watched this show since the original, brilliant cast. I have a feeling this one abominable episode isn't the only one with all the humor of a third-rate junior high school prank. ("Cow farts". How droll!)