Listen, Inconsiderate Jackass Who Occasionally Calls This Household After An Unacceptable Hour: If you dare telephone this household again after the specified cutoff time, I will send someone to your workplace the following morning to cut off the balls you had to make the call in the first place. Don't you know that any time the phone rings after 9:00 p.m., I automatically wonder who's dead? Oh, how I wish that person was you.