Everyone knows babies keep you up at night. Check out these monstrous, oversized tykes — guaranteed to make you want to stay up so you don't fall asleep and dream about them:

And hey, if you're feeling full of more than your usual self-hatred, you'll want to check out the close-ups of the heads. Punishment is guaranteed, masochists: you'll either force yourself into eternal insomnia so you don't have to face these shiny, wide-eyed, unblinking babies in your dreams ... or you'll force yourself to fall sleep, so they can crawl/hobble/stagger after you on their non-feet and -hands in your nightmares.

Good night! Sweet dreams! (Sleep like a baby.)

"Big Babies", Chan David and Joan B. Wheeler — Broadway Windows, Broadway and East 10th Street