Sorry if I neglected you today, but I was out eating this:

  
Spicy Gluten, Herbed Homefries, and Zesty Gluten
All from Tiengarden, 107 Allen Street

and seeing this.

So all I have left over for you, at the end of the day, is this:

Don't worry. Tomorrow, just for you, I will only leave the house to go to the gym. And then I'll be back on track with stories of how wretched everyone is!