All right. I'm letting you have a say again. You have all day today (and perhaps throughout the weekend, if I'm feeling particularly game [!]) to guess what activity this guy is dressed for (other than success!):
Please do not disappoint me like you did in responding to last Friday's fun free-for-all, where so many of you submitted the same answer, e.g. a variety of a fortune cookie. Clearly your imaginations did not run as amok as I would have liked. If they had, at least one of you would have guessed, correctly, that it was (and still is) an extreme close-up of Clara Barton.
Although you disappointed me on a grand scale, I still do appreciate your participation and wholeheartedly encourage it. Try to do better this time, though, all right?
Thanks.
fresh-baked at 12:48 PMI didn't know that HotDog-On-A-Stick employees got new uniforms!!!
Offered by: Deb on May 2, 2004 2:08 AMSomeone betting a little too heavily that the current '80's revival will result in a "Tron Drinks Free" night at the LA Standard rooftop bar (my appallingly hip home for the last week).
Offered by: J.W.Y. Latt on May 1, 2004 9:56 PMIs he a human Twister board (citrus version)???
Offered by: Lolly on May 1, 2004 9:54 PMI think that you people should stop poking fun. This guy is quite clearly modelling the clothes that we will all be wearing in 2005.
He's a trendsetter. You'll all be laughing on the other side of your short trousers in eight months.
Offered by: Pete on May 1, 2004 7:34 PMis he dressed in a life-sized one-sided elcro suit so he can jump on a wall and stick? whatever he is, hes a winner in my book...haha
Offered by: deanna on May 1, 2004 5:32 PMSlim Goodbody on psychedellic mushrooms?
Offered by: Thomas on May 1, 2004 4:36 PMGiant man-piñata. He's filled with yummy candy!
Offered by: Shar on May 1, 2004 12:56 PMLisa, if only you knew how close you actually are!(I myself was present for the above festivities, but I shall say no more, say no more!)
Offered by: Kyria on May 1, 2004 12:24 PMAll your base are belong to him?
Offered by: cas on May 1, 2004 10:25 AMUm, no, scratch that. A reject from "American Blue Man Group" auditions.
Offered by: Vendela on May 1, 2004 12:44 AMA psychedelic fortune cookie.
Offered by: Vendela on May 1, 2004 12:43 AMClearly he is somehow affiliated with CITRUS. But how? And in what capacity?
Offered by: Lolly on April 30, 2004 11:23 PMThe 80s are back, baby! Not only is he bringing back neon colors, he's ushering in a whole new "Tron" renaissance!
The newest Super-Hero -Neon Man?
Offered by: HR Lady on April 30, 2004 9:12 PMGiving final summation to the jury in the Michael Jackson prosecution.
Offered by: Andrew E. Greenberg on April 30, 2004 7:29 PMI was confused until I saw the item around his wrist; This is obviously taken from the SuperMAX Warden's convention's fashion show. What you see is a post-modern prison jumpsuit with an abstract representation of an electronic monitoring bracelet. The Parisian designers are SO creative.
Either that or this was one of those live BDSM sex shows and that's what's left of an IUD around his wrist.
Offered by: Thomas on April 30, 2004 4:42 PMIt is a color blind person from the Blue Man Group.
Offered by: Linda on April 30, 2004 3:53 PMPersonally, I think these "Queer Eye" makeovers are getting completely out of hand.
Offered by: tim on April 30, 2004 3:28 PMI think it's readily apparent that he is here to see "our leader" before taking over the world in order to establish the Christmas quotidienne.
Offered by: Kris73 on April 30, 2004 3:00 PMI believe he's off to his job as a Crash Test Dummy.
Offered by: Lisa on April 30, 2004 1:47 PMi think this gentleman is the president of the gay felon arnold schwarzenegger as the terminator fan club. he's about to announce that the current meeting is adjourned, but he'll be bahck, next time with more day glo jumpsuits for all.
Offered by: kellen on April 30, 2004 1:28 PM
