"What the fuck do you MEAN a tank of gas is $35? This is crap. Is there nothing your generation can't screw up? When I was your age, I paid $85 a year in rent, and dammit, we liked it that way! And furthermore ..."

The eyes aren't squinting enough, the brow isn't knitted enough and the gaping maw isn't drawn to the sides enough: This child is not crying, but merely vocalizing in a hideous, spawn-of-Satan, voice that grates on the nerves like a thousand sharp edged kernels of sand tightly wedged in a gential fold that, no matter how hard or often you scrub (if you can seriously consider it just "scrubbing"), simply will not be dislodged.

Crying because even the fabulous Jodi's comments section has been infiltrated by spam comments? Dorks.

Having your soul captured by a digital camera is a tear-worthy event.

She's crying because she came up to me and said "Aren't I pretty with my pink dress and red hair?" and I said "No, bitch, you look like some kinda fucking whore."

Sorry, I've had a bad day.

Crying with relief knowing that she will never have the chance to see me naked, and so can content herself with the anatomically incorrect thrills afforded by her intended, Weeping Wally.

It is quite clear that this mutated doll is Chucky screaming at his producers for making him dress like a girl at his US Premier of "Chucky Vs Predator"

(Aw come on, everyone has been up against the Predator!)

Okay, Jodi...she's thinking "Damn, if my hair looks like this now, what's my bush gonna look like when I hit puberty?" ;)

She has just read the prophetic statistics of child obesity in America.

Isn't it obvious? She has just realized that she will NEVER be as wonderful and gorgeous as our beloved Jodi!!!! (But then again, WHO could be?!!!!)

Yes, this is a "fun" question. The only "bush" I want referenced is that which exposes itself in gym lockerrooms, and the only "kerry" (homophone) the kind that finds itself in my delicious Indian food.

Let's keep it light and airy, kids. I like to keep this site free of political gobbledegook a/k/a bullshit.

Grazie.

Personally, I think it's because (Presidential candidate) is trying to inflict his (end of the political spectrum) agenda on America, and give it over to (special interest group). Or, wait ... was this just a "fun" question?

Uncanny how much that doll resembles what I've always imagined Jodi to look like ...

The perm solution burned her scalp.

Because her soul has just been caputered by a witch and put into an ugly, evil looking doll.

Because she bears an uncanny resemblance to Judge (the Honorable) Judith Scheindlin.

Somebody just told her that shaved-and-painted eyebrows haven't been in style since the 1970s.

You cry too if you got hit that hard with the ugly stick.

C'mon...that is a fake cry if I ever saw one. She is getting geared up to throw a tantrum so her mommy will cave in and give the little baby whatever it wants. ;-)

I couldn't disagree more. The child is clearly terrified of a future where a Soviet-style socialist President and his smiling-yet-clueless liberal sidekick fuck over the few people left in the country who actually work for a living instead of living off the dole. With their "brave" new ideas, the Johns will help to flush our future as individuals down let another john. The consolation will be their calming voice as they insert the money draining anal tracking probe.

The definitive answer to why she is crying is quite obvious: She has seen a clown.

Without doubt, this poor child is prostrate with grief over the current administration's foreign policies. How could anyone not see this? What kind of a parent are you???

lmao, Traci!

She's upset because her makers used a Brillo pad for her hair? Or, because she's a redhead and they made her wear pink...obviously clashing with her hair.

WHAT THE .....??
Be afraid! Be very, VERY afraid!!

That is the most hideous blow-up doll I've ever seen.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"The Republicans are coming! The Republicans are coming!"

or, how about:

"Anna Karenina throws herself under a train at the end! Damn you, Oprah's Book Club!"

She looks like my son when he's having a tantrum. But much, much scarier.

oh my god......I thought I killed it dead...

She just found out that CarrotTop is her daddy.

It's obvious she is weeping because you did not buy her and give her a loving home alongside all the other pretty dolls in your impressive collection.