Oh yeah, and by the way, in case you were wondering why today you woke up extra happy and full of vim, vigor, and a renewed zest for life ... it's because today is my birthday! I am THIS MANY YEARS OLD. And here you must picture me holding up both hands to show you my fingers, smeared with Devil Dog cream and *nose gook*, and laughing with my mouth wide open (and shut) to show you my teeth all blackened (brownened?) with Devil Dog meat. Traaaaainnnnn wreccccckkkkkk!!!
In case you're wondering how I celebrated my birthday here on my world-famous website in years gone by, I will save you the trouble of going through the archives, and just tell you to go here (includes a link to the ever-popular "Crappy Birthday To You") and here. Consider it my gift to you!
Enjoy my day. Celebrate by doing something I would do! (But make sure to check with your physician first before doing Pilates. It is not as easy as it looks.) Take a photo of your lunch and send it to me! (Really. Do it. I want to see how the other half eats.)
Oh, and please feel free to adore (or abhor) me in comments (my other gift to you).
Over and out, etc.
fresh-baked at 07:29 AMI really wanted to celebrate your birthday, but I wasn't finished with mine on the 25th. My sycophants would not let it die. You know how it is.
Offered by: Mike on October 31, 2004 1:07 AMHappy Birthday Jodi.
I celebrated your birthday by being 10 minutes late for my own radio show.
Miles wants to know WTF "Devil Dog Meat" is, and can he help you eat it?
Offered by: Max The Englishman, and Miles the Golden Retriever on October 30, 2004 8:54 PMHappy Belated Birthday! Will the Ballroom make a reappearance?
Offered by: sally on October 29, 2004 3:29 PMThanks, kids!
I'd suggest a group hug, if only the mere thought didn't make me lose every lunch I've eaten since 1992 and even some I haven't eaten yet.
Offered by: Jodi on October 29, 2004 8:46 AMFrom one to another, yom hooledet samea'ach!
Offered by: Sharyn on October 28, 2004 1:30 AMI missed it?!? Oy! That's why I shouldn't take legal narcotics...
I hope you got everything your little heart could wish for...
Offered by: Thomas on October 27, 2004 3:09 PMHappy Birthday* Jodi!
* - In instances where said Birthday has already occurred, may be used to signify a "Belated" Birthday.
Offered by: cmiper on October 27, 2004 3:01 PMHappy Belated Birthday Jodi!
Offered by: Mark on October 27, 2004 1:10 PMYay! It's Jodi's birthday! Hope it was grand and delicious. I'd send you a photo of my lunch, but I didn't have lunch today. And I had delicious albeit beefy chili for dinner. Not exactly your cup of tea. :/
Offered by: Christine on October 27, 2004 12:42 AMToday it is your fate to be feted! Happy!
Offered by: Vendela on October 26, 2004 11:45 PMHappy Day Jodi!
Offered by: Radmila on October 26, 2004 12:38 PMYou ain't kidding about Pilates. I nearly killed myself trying to do "the seal" one time. Good thing I quit and went back to copious television watching. It doesn't do much for your core, but since you quickly lose your will to live, it really doesn't matter.
As they sang at Friendly's the other day, "If you have been good, you'll get your birthday wishes, but if you have been bad, you'll have to do our dishes!"
Have a happy birthday, and don't go to Friendly's. I know that's redundant, but there you have it.
Offered by: tim on October 26, 2004 12:18 PMHappy Birthday! Hmm a picture of my lunch?? I just might!
Offered by: Michelle on October 26, 2004 11:41 AMFeliz cumpleanos! :-) And awww, you shouldn't have given US anything. The presents should be for YOU! ~~~passes Jodi a serving of a decadent dessert of her choice, complete with candle and accompanied by my vocals~~~~ Enjoy your day, I hope you have a great one!
Offered by: fabdiva on October 26, 2004 10:44 AMHey, happy birthday!
Hope you do something really reckless to celebrate!
A day is exactly like all other days, except for the differences. Some differences are significant; others not so much. If you can examine those differences successfully, you will find that, on each day, you will be able to identify at least one difference that makes the day worthy of a celebratory prance. Today's task should be rather easy.
Meow!
And if I may reiterate, Meow!
Offered by: The Prancing Kitty on October 26, 2004 9:15 AMHappy Barfday, you sodding bitch ...
Offered by: Nils Ling on October 26, 2004 8:48 AMHappy birthday! Have a great one!
I am going to celebrate your special day by sculpting your likeness out of a big block of tofu (extra-firm, of course)!
Offered by: Lolly on October 26, 2004 8:18 AM
