If you were my cleaning lady, would you try out my hula hoop when I left the apartment to go to the supermarket to buy parsley with which to garnish soup?
This is not a poll, like yesterday. It's an invitation to leave a comment!
Consider these opportunities to participate/interact my holiday gift to you.
fresh-baked at 10:11 PMyes.
Offered by: aaron on January 6, 2005 6:42 PMI would be trying our your hula-hoop in the nude and let you "catch me" like that, and promise you ANYTHING if only you wouldn't tell my boss...
"Ay, Mami... Please Ms. Jodi; I let chu do anyting with mi cuerpo if you promise not to tell mi jefe."
Offered by: Thomas on January 5, 2005 10:11 AMOn this day, January 5 of the Gregorian Calendar, Nivose 15, 213 of the French Revolutionary Calendar, Tevet 23, 5765 of the Hebrew Calendar, I would like it to be hereafter generally known that the prance is not, as was often mistakenly assumed to be the case, a metaphor for life and all things therein.
The prance is life.
Open your eyes and let the prancing sunshine of reality stream into your consciousness. For when you do, there will be no yesterday; there will only be tomorrow.
Meow!
Offered by: The Prancing Kitty on January 4, 2005 9:59 AMI'm still giggling over your Dick Clark comment. All I can picture is him, a hula hoop, and throwing his hip out before he goes comatose.
Sick nurse humor, for sure.
Offered by: Da Goddess on January 2, 2005 12:30 PMIf I was your cleaning I'd bring my own Hoola Hoop to work.
Offered by: Thomas on January 1, 2005 6:04 PMhell yeah! i love to get my hula hoop on.
Offered by: maggie on January 1, 2005 1:52 AMIf I was your cleaning lady? Ok, that's it, STOP READING MY THOUGHTS, YOU VOODOO WOMAN! STOP IT! Just..just stop, I beg you (whimper).
Uh, never mind about that. But, yes, yes I would.
Offered by: tim on December 31, 2004 8:08 PMi would use it to hula jump rope, tying a rag to the end in order to clean the ceiling as i hooped.
Offered by: kellen on December 31, 2004 1:50 PMI'd try to keep it gyrating while high-stepping, holding my arms close to my sides, and snapping my fingers in time with the beat of my feet.
Offered by: John on December 31, 2004 12:41 PMNah. I'd watch your Little Rascals DVDs.
Offered by: Brendan on December 31, 2004 10:56 AMI would NEVER do such a thing to betray your trust!
However, I would insist that we make a date to go on PaneerQuest 2005! (That is, if I actually lived in Manhattan instead of the wilds of Western Massachusetts!) SNIFF! There are only 3 decent Indian restaurants in a 25 mile radius of the Ashram! Oh the pain! The pain!
Offered by: Hanuman on December 31, 2004 10:24 AMOf course not. Hula hoops are for babies.
I'd probably set up a spy camera in your shower.
Offered by: Pete on December 31, 2004 8:41 AMI might lick it for a while before moving on to your underwere drawer!! LOLOLOL!!!!!
Offered by: Lucius on December 31, 2004 8:38 AMyes. i would play with your hula hoop and i would also garnish your soup cause no affence but latin woman can garnish soup just a little better than..well...anyone else really.
Offered by: lola on December 31, 2004 2:34 AMI would only try out your hula hoop if I couldn't find your pogo stick. I might also try out your doorman and your market delivery boy, but not in your room, darling.
Offered by: Scott on December 31, 2004 12:31 AMOh, and as for the appropriate gang affiliation (your article "She Gangs"), don't forget about the Chingalings right there in your own back yard!
http://www.skullsnaps.com/chingalings.htm
Offered by: Joni on December 30, 2004 11:17 PMNot your hoola hoop, but I'd probably try on your slutty hoop earrings and prance around in your red patent leather stiletto heels. And I might even, after raiding your wine rack, try to squeeze into your plether miniskirt too.
And if any of your trashy paperback novels go missing...
Offered by: Joni on December 30, 2004 11:00 PMI don't like soup. It bothers my whiskers - goo on the whiskers messes with my balance - and it gives me gas.
Got any mice?
Offered by: Blue on December 30, 2004 10:21 PMNot only would I try it, but I'd do so while wearing your pajamas and while tasting the soup! :-)
Offered by: Lolly on December 30, 2004 10:20 PM
