I'm prettier than you are.
Saturday, 5 March 2005
Key Point


Key West, Florida

Head-conking and brain damage? Hackneyed and banal, respectively.

Spinal cord injuries? Oh yawn, already.

If you want to be trendy (and admit it, you do), make sure your legs snap cleanly off your torso, as shown.

fresh-baked at 11:12 PM