... because, when my cat acted like she was going to try to make a run for it when I opened the front door, I said she was planning an escape from Meowcatraz? Yes? No? Discuss.
(I am giving you an opportunity to comment. Take advantage of it, because, really, who knows when the offer will present itself again.)
Oh, and by the way, I promised you something yesterday, and here it is:
So, really, you can't hate me, even if you want to. You can't. It's physically impossible. (Try it, and see! Your spleen will rebel!)
P.S. The bear sculpture at 96th and Broadway is gone. And I'm finding its absence ... unbearable.
fresh-baked at 05:57 PMThere's a similar manner of sculptures down in Battery Park, near Stuyvesant. They are more absurdist, however. They deserve photographing!
Offered by: Natasha on March 29, 2005 8:13 PMTAKE TWO:
Meowcatraz? Ha! I almost wet my "pussy pants."
Meowcatraz?
Ha I almost wetb my "pussy pants"
I once told a similarly bad pun to my cat, and he slapped me.
With a glove.
Offered by: aaron on March 23, 2005 5:40 PMMeowcatraz? While I doubt that one deserves pun-ishment, I would change my mind had you accused her of being The Furgitive, "Dr. Kibble".
Offered by: Thomas on March 23, 2005 2:52 PMI used to hate you for your impeccable site editing, but I just noticed an extra "the" in the first sentence of this post, and now I adore you! What can I say, I'm eerily drawn to a perfectionist's imperfections.
(Now watch as Jodi hurriedly edits her post.)
Offered by: tim on March 23, 2005 10:30 AMI don't hate you because you make puns. I hate you because your thin and beooootyful!!!!! LOLOL!!!!!!!!
Offered by: Lucius on March 23, 2005 7:52 AMComments, Jodi? You're losing your touch.
Glad you kept your promise, but this owl isn't as incredible as my imagination led me to believe. Yes, the facial features are animated, and it is in a non-traditional owl pose, yet it's missing a certain something. Possibly a jodi-esque flair. I search these images for a potential curl of hair, some kind of bite-sized bitchiness to make my day worth living.
Nothing, Jodi. Nothing.
Tell me you at least chased the school bus in the background of the owl's close-up.
Yes Jodie, I was all prepared to hate you after the horrible pun which you inflicted upon your cat. I was determined that, because of this lapse in judgement, you truly deserved my hate. And I sat, forcing hate through every pore...and I was ever so close, right up until my spleen started gettin' all jiggy inside of its little spleen casing...much like you predicted. I was forced to like you again simply to stop the spleen spasms. Please don't feel that this is any reflection on your charming personality or the magnificent way you dance in the subway concourse at Times Square. And please realize that my future like for you is under review, pending spleen approval.
Offered by: TV on March 22, 2005 10:58 PMI apologize for the slightly illiterate comment, but it's been a very long day. So sue me! ;-)
Offered by: Lolly on March 22, 2005 7:09 PMI was at Juilliard today for a meeting this morning and when I saw that Trial Scene was still across the street, I thought of you and wondered if you would post this today. Thanks for sharing! :-)
Offered by: Lolly on March 22, 2005 7:08 PM
