As if it's not bad enough that manufacturers are still putting "whiskering" on jeans, the Newport News catalogue has to rub it in our faces and take it a step further by offering pants that may as well, for all the subtlety of the whiskering effect on the lap, be called Pussy Pants. Take a li'l looksee:

A lime-green neon sign blinking "Here is my pussy, Here is my pussy" would have gotten the point across just as easily ... and more subtlely.

Makes ya wanna get online and snatch a pair for that special gal in your life, don't it?