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Outside ABC Studios, yesterday
Kelly Ripa: flesh or wax? Help me out.
I know it's not "nice" to rip(a) on your friends, but really, she and I are used to it, from our days as co-stars on All My Children. This is nothing compared to that insanity. You should hear what she says about me.
P.S. She bears a striking resemblance to this old favorite (featured here and here), does she not?
fresh-baked at 09:01 PMWax: Look at her right eye melting in the hot sun.
Come to think of it, didn't Kathy Lee also have an eye issue? Maybe Regis is an abusive co-host, belting whomever gets in his way, making them put on so much make up that Madame Tussaud herself would disapprove of such excess. (Remember, Kelly: A punch in the mouth is just like saying, "I love you.")
And she resembles the doll only on the surface. The doll had a much more supple and moist mouth. (Don't cry, Baby-doll: Daddy has your "medicine" right here... just remember to swallow it all like a good girl.)
Offered by: Thomas on June 9, 2005 4:58 PMIs it real or is it Memorex??????
Offered by: sally on June 8, 2005 8:04 PMboth.
Offered by: aaron on June 6, 2005 8:56 PMCould be me... but Ms. Ripa is beginning to look A LOT like Kathy Lee.
Wax or Kathy Lee.. either is scaring me...
(too bad you missed BO. dang he's hot.)
Offered by: Deb on June 6, 2005 4:49 PMShe reminds me of a clown with all that makeup on...and I HATE clowns. She also reminds me of those puppets in the movie Team America.
Offered by: Meg (CL) on June 6, 2005 12:40 PMIf there is an skanky, day old trout odor emanating from her nether regions, she's the real thing. On the other hand, if she smells of pot pouri, it's wax
Offered by: Sam Boogliodemus on June 6, 2005 11:22 AMI was sure this was one of my old Skipper dolls until you identified her.
Offered by: Da Goddess on June 6, 2005 2:33 AMI was there because BO BICE was scheduled for the day. It turned out, though, that he had pre-taped his segment the day before, so of course I didn't get to see him! I had a blast with two women I met outside the studio, and met a few of the cameramen from the show, so that was good.
Oh, and P.S. Kelly is made of wax and papier mache.
Offered by: Jodi on June 5, 2005 8:04 AMWere you there because Constantine was going to be there again?
*grins*
I keeeed. He is in L.A.
Offered by: Rori on June 5, 2005 7:31 AMIt must be Kelly. Why would a wax figure have so many facial flaws... like check out that mess on her chin. And the wrinkle over her right eye... that's from the sun in her eyes, right? And what about the frizzies? Do wigs have frizzies?
Offered by: Scamp on June 5, 2005 12:23 AMDefinitely wax.
Offered by: mere on June 4, 2005 3:48 PMHee hee! You didn't tell your faithful readers WHY you were at the Regis and Kelly studio lurking outside...
Offered by: jamied on June 3, 2005 10:49 AMShe's nobo.
Offered by: jamied on June 3, 2005 10:47 AMHow come we were never in Pine Valley together?? Mrs. Consuelos was always lovely on set. Not like that c u next tuesday Buffy.
Offered by: bob on June 3, 2005 8:09 AMIf it's pregnant, it's her; if not, it's wax. Easy enough.
Offered by: tim on June 3, 2005 7:21 AMHey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! I thought it was what's on the inside that counts?
Offered by: Pete on June 3, 2005 3:21 AMP.S. Whatever happened to your other old favorite, Finola Hughes?
Offered by: Vendela on June 2, 2005 11:29 PMThat doll! SCREECH!!!!! Thanks... now I'll have nightmares. Again.
Offered by: Vendela on June 2, 2005 11:28 PMI think that as a guy, I'm expected to like Kelly Ripa. I don't though. Something about her seems really fake. My answer is "wax".
Offered by: Brian on June 2, 2005 10:24 PMI say WAX! I was in NYC on vacation with my sister and some girlfriends and we went to the Regis & Kelly show. Kelly looked real cute from far away but when we saw her up close she looked plastic and shiny. It's a shame because I think she's pretty. Way too much makeup and I swear she's had botox on her forehead. She seems nice though. :-)
Offered by: Katrina on June 2, 2005 9:18 PM





