I am here. Yes, I am here.

I've been in surgery for the past week, though. Which is why, until now, I have not. Been here, that is.

Do not fret, though, pets. I was not the surgeryee. I was the surgeryor. Which means, in lay(wo)man's terms, that I was the one doin' the operatin'.

So now you know what I do for a living. I take out wrenched ankles.

I have obtained permission from my patient to post a photo, post-op. So stay tuned.

The surgery was a success. :-)