I was hoping it would be Aiden Turner caught in a compromising position with the guy who plays Ryan on "All My Children."

But then he said, "But, you're touching his chest, now and He's taking off your dress, now!"

Then you screamed to Marty, "It's all in your head!"

If it is a picture of MR. MARTY CASEY OF THE LOVEHAMMERS, WOO HOO!!! chasing after Bo with a knife, is it the one where you are screaming at Marty that there is nothing to be jealous of? But then he turns around and sings:

Jealousy...
turning saints into the sea,
swimming through sick lullabies,
choking on your allabies.

And you say, "No! No! I swear, I not choking on my allabies!

Is it that one?

My guess is, you at Bo's wedding, kicking the brides ASS!

You, eating french fries walking down the street while holding hands of your boyfriend who happens to be wearing cowboy boots and pleated pants! He is holding your new Ipod and for some reason a Jimmy Buffet CD!

I bet if it is the forementioned ex-boyfiend, he has fresh red spots on his arms, legs, and eye brows from waxing.

So, it could be your exboyfriend that was a massive, tan, beefcake, with sparkly veins kissing his bicepts and tugging at his leopard speedo just enough to show the playboy bunny near his tiny, ahem?

Hint: It has nothing to do with my ex-boyfriend Constantine Maroulis or my future husband, Marty Casey. :-(

A picture of Constantine Maroulis picking me up, so that scary Dave Navarro can't reach me?

Or a picture of me jumping up and down on Constantine Maroulis' belly like a bounce house?

Marty Casey running after Bo with a knife?

Constantine Maroulis when he showed up for his first day of Pilates lessons from you in a karate gee?

A cute puppy eating a vegan meal!!!

Either a cute doggie, or a delicious vegan meal!!!

I am drawing blank. How about just one little hint ? Or two ?

My tits!

My tits!

Aloo Gobi Masala presented in the shape of a Pembroke Welsh Corgi.

Either that, or Constantine Maroulis wearing a hat shaped like the Met Life tower...and nothing else.

katie holmes having shock therapy

Oh yeah, and the exboyfriend was also very proud of his perfectly white playboy bunny surrounded by mahagony skin in his torso region. He's placed his playboy sticker there every tan with out fail 7 years strait and proud of it!

Wait, wait, wait, I know. A picture of you with glasses on, a thin foil strip across your teeth, and a REAL cast on your arm. You were smiling so proudly.

A suprise photo your mom took of you in front of your Johnny Depp shrine?

The exboyfriend was especialy proud of his enormous veins. Oh, how he loved the oil them up and make them sparkle!

A picture of your exboyfriend flexing his muscles in the Mr.Universe pagent? You know, the one that always like to say, "I'm just a human being, being human"

A hot guy with long hair? A puppy? Food? Your new iPod? Shoes? Really, the possibilities are endless.

An old picture of you wearing a skirt & flats?

You and your family all smiling as you hover over an enormous *shrimp in a basket* dinner with your forks poised for the feast?

your tits?

Kelly Ripa in pleated pants, snuggling with a Cottonelle puppy?? :-)