I didn't delight you with any of my patented wit and/or wisdom today. But that doesn't mean you can't delight me with yours. So ... go on. Talk to me. Tell me somethin'. Just make sure it's witty and/or wizzy.
Comments will remain open until I write something fresh and hilarious and life-altering tomorrow!
Stay tuned.
fresh-baked at 10:40 PMJamie, you know I never tire of you *or* your Marty Casey scenarios!
Offered by: Jodi on September 10, 2005 8:14 AMI would just like to say that I learned something today, thanks to Miss Jodigirl. I learned the meaning of the word "maw". Marty Casey was nicknamed Marty Maw and I didn't know what that meant...now I do!
maw ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mô)
n.
The mouth, stomach, jaws, or gullet of a voracious animal, especially a carnivore.
The opening into something felt to be insatiable: “I saw the opening maw of hell” (Herman Melville).
LOL Pete! Actually, you don't know the depth of my obsession with Marty Casey. Let me share:
I want Marty to:
1.put me in a wooded box and saw me in half on stage.
2.throw knives at me while I have an apple on top of my head and in my mouth
3.dress up in 1800's cloths with me and tie me down to some (non-working) train tracks and laugh madly while I scream from the (non-existant) danger.
4.dress up in some vampire clothes with me and hang up-side down in some trees.
5.be my white coated, gloved, and MASKED! mad dentist with a drill, laughing gas, and novacaine.
Is that all too much to ask?
I know Jodi HAS to be getting sick of hearing about this by now, it's all I can seem to talk about.
Does it ever get crowded in that head with all those voices, Jamie?
I joke, I joke.
Offered by: Pete on September 9, 2005 11:04 AMWouldn't it be so cool if Marty was the principal of your school screaming, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat you meat?!" And then I scream, "Hey, Teacher! Leave us kids alone!" And then I would have to walk back to the principals office with Mr.Casey who's holding a paddle.
Offered by: jamied on September 9, 2005 10:43 AMRealizing that Marty is really upset, Jodi begins to cry...
Bo: I'll be your crying shoulder. I'll be your love superstar.
Jodi: No, I need to go after him!
Bo:I can't get no satisfaction!
Jodi goes running to Marty's house and busts in the door.
Marty: Hello, I've waited here for you, Everlong.
Jodi: I'm so sorry, Marty!
Marty: In my head I'm so ugly, that's o.k., cause so are you.
Jodi: *giggles* Whatever! Maybe I'll just go back to Bo.
Marty:I miss you. I'm not gonna crack!
I love you. I'm not gonna crack!
I killed you. I'm not gonna Craaaaak!
Jodi: I miss you too! I promise, I totally love you more!
Marty: Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know?
Jodi: I'll never see that Free bird again!
Marty: Girl, you really got me goin, you got me so I can't sleep at night.
Jodi: Come here and give me a hug!
Marty: What I like about you, you hold me tight.
Jodi:Well, I guess I better get going to the gym.
Marty: So, if your lonely, you know I'm here waiting for you.
I never did finish the story of the picture of Marty Casey chasing Bo Bice with a knife on the other post. Let me refresh everyone's memory and back up.
Jodi: Marty! Stop chasing Bo with a knife! There's nothing to be jealous of!
Marty: Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, swimming though sick lullabies, choking on your alibies
Jodi: I'm not choking on my alibies! It's all in your head!
Marty: But, your touching his chest, now! And he's taking off your dress, now! My stomach is sick!
The part I didn't tell you was that while Jodi was standing there naked touching Bo's chest was that Marty started screaming, "I alone love you! I alone tempt you! I alone love you! Fear is not the end of this!" He was shaking wildly and then he turned and ran away! I was so scared because I wasn't sure what he was planning.
Offered by: jamied on September 8, 2005 11:25 PMI love Marty Casey too. It's not witty or "wizzy", but it's all I can come up with at this late hour.
Offered by: Lolly on September 8, 2005 11:07 PM
