I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 19 September 2005
Mystery Monday

Take a gander at these peaches (white! organic!) I bought at Whole Foods yesterday morning:

Which of the following did I think within the first seven seconds of seeing them?

  1. Those are some big-ass motherfuckin' peaches.
  2. I like your peaches, want to shake your tree.
  3. They're bigger'n m' tits!
  4. Juicy! (but pronounced "JOOOOO-sehhhhhh!")
  5. Peachtree, Georgia
  6. Life's a peach!
  7. Keen, comma, peachy!

I was going to post this in the morning so you would have all day at work/school/home to play along. Because yes, I knew you would contribute. You would participate. You would not hide in a closet and cry because it's Monday and you just can't face another week of work/school/home, you just can't. But as the time-stamp attests, I am posting this just before 5:00, when you really don't need diversion anymore because you're going home to a nice macaroni and cheese dinner and sparkling conversation with your family.

But play along anyway. Be a peach.

fresh-baked at 04:58 PM
Comments

Jamie, your Marty Casey guess is an option NOW. I will REWRITE HISTORY in order to accommodate it!

The "real" answer is #1.

And with that, this topic is now officially closed.

Offered by: Jodi on September 28, 2005 11:51 AM

AH HA!!!

Were you waiting for me to stumble across this on the internet?!!!

I found out how Peaches connects to Marty Casey:

"Peaches" and "Kool-Aid" started back in July on the TWoP boards. Peach was a phrase coined by a witty member trying to imagine the taste of Marty's pale skin. Peaches....oh so nice!


YAY!!!! Do I win?!!!

Oh, wait...that's not one of the options... :(

Offered by: jamied on September 27, 2005 10:36 PM

Well, Jdi, since I understand you're pretty H-O-T, I wouldn't vote for #3. :o)

So, I'm gonna have to go with choice #1...'Cuz that's what I would have thought.

How close was I? ;o)

Offered by: CL on September 23, 2005 3:23 PM

those ears down there? the best.

Offered by: cas on September 22, 2005 10:09 PM

As president of the local Steve Miller Band Fan Club ("Fly Like A Philadelphia Eagle"), I would be remiss if I did not set the record straight on the correct lyrics to "The Joker", which are:

I Really Love Your Peaches
Want to shake your tree.

Ok, I'm not really the president. Ok, there is no local Steve Miller Band fan club. But I do have that song on my iPod, which is embarrassing enough.

Offered by: tim on September 22, 2005 3:18 PM

"My pea-ches bring all the boys to the yard..."

Offered by: Jay on September 20, 2005 3:05 PM

"Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free"

- Presidents of the USA

But yes, those are some big-ass motherf***in' peaches!

Offered by: eric on September 20, 2005 11:50 AM

"Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free"

- Presidents of the USA

But yes, those are some big-ass motherf***in' peaches!

Offered by: eric on September 20, 2005 11:49 AM

Well, if I had seen such large peaches, my first thought would have been, "Those are big-ass motherfuckin' peaches!"

You're a bit different from me (besides the obvious anatomical difference), so my guess is number four, even with you pronouncing "juicy!" the way you described. Yes, "JOOOOO-sehhhhhh" peaches!

Offered by: Zack on September 20, 2005 10:49 AM

As Duane Allman said to Rolling Stone in 1971, "Hey, man, there's no 'revolution', there's only 'evolution'.....Okay, you wanna know what I'm doing for the revolution....Everyday I eat a peach for peace"

And hence the 1972 ABB album "Eat a Peach"

Wasn't that fun?

Blue

Offered by: Blue Weinstein on September 19, 2005 11:15 PM

If Marty were holding a knife cutting that peach, would he say to the peach, "I don't care if it hurts. I wanna have control."

Offered by: jamied on September 19, 2005 10:02 PM

Or I'm suprised that your first thought wasn't, "I bet Marty could fit that entire peach into his maw."

Offered by: jamied on September 19, 2005 9:43 PM

I say #3. Tits! :-)

Offered by: Lolly on September 19, 2005 9:38 PM

Well, seeing as how I know that everything you do and think has to do with Mr. Marty Casey
(WOO HOO!) I'm suprised your first thoughts weren't, "Your skin makes me cry, you're so very special, I wish I was special."

Offered by: jamied on September 19, 2005 8:24 PM

I vote for #1. Those are some BIG-ASS MOTHERFUCKIN' PEACHES!!! Yum!

Offered by: Meg on September 19, 2005 5:36 PM

I vote for #2. I'll bet you even did the Steve Miller whistle, didn't you?

Offered by: Laura K. on September 19, 2005 5:11 PM