It rhymes with the following:

• Jew sorrow is by dearth way!
• Zoo borrow is high mirth gay!
• Clue Zorro is thigh girth pay!

Do you have the presence of mind to guess? Or —here's another clue, big shots — the presents of mine?

Oh, and by the way, the taxi tales are coming. Really. It's just that I have to work myself up into the proper hateful frame of mind first. And right now, I'm not in the mood to wreck my current relatively good mood, where I want to embrace both lepers and the poorly dressed alike.