Hello. You're still here. You're still visiting, despite my lack of anything even remotely amusing or valuable or insightful to say. You're still hanging around, even though I've given you no reason to do so. I admire your faith, your perseverence (yes, it's spelled correctly even though it looks wrong), and your devotion. If I were you, I'd be cursing me left, right, up, down, sideways, and with a cherry on top for not being here for a while to entertain you with my unique brand of hilarity and insight.
Wackiness still ensues here behind the scenes, and I am in all sorts of limbo, the details of which I will not "share" because I do not like sharing personal information. I also do not like sharing my french fries, which is a vital piece of information you may wish to retain in the event that you find yourself near me when I am in possession of french fries. Even having divulged that tiny piece of information is way too personal. I feel I have said too much.
I am still unable to take photos of my lunches or anything else (a/k/a dogs) with any device other than my camera phone and the special brain phone that is still in beta testing (we still have to figure out a way to upload/download/whatever the images onto the computadora), so I'm afraid I don't even have those things with which to delight you.
I apologize. Profusely. From the bottom of this big block of tofu I call a heart. And I promise that when I am not in limbo anymore, I will be back in full force and effect and taking photos of every lunch and dog within a 500-mile radius.
More soon.* Promise.
* Up for interpretation
CONFIDENTIAL TO PETE H. OF THE GREATEST OF BRITAINS: Yes, I am only posting on Tuesdays from now on. Yes.
Update, 6:29 p.m.: I misspelled "perseverance". If I weren't so humble, I'd be mortified! Thank you, and good day.
fresh-baked at 04:13 PMJodikins, what have you done to deserve the vulgarity?
Why, you did everything just right. "To the T," as it were. I have it all here in my assesment of your performance.
Offered by: Thomas on May 25, 2006 8:52 AMTim -
I looked it up on Wikipedia, and although they report that you are indeed a veritable cornicopia of copius cerebral chatterings, they also state that you do NOT, repeat NOT, use their services to the fullest extent of your capabilities.
They suggest restructuring your day so that you might fully partake of at least 6.25 hours (it does not need to be a straight 6.25 hours, but may be broken up into smaller data bites as it were) of torturous time-consuming tedium each and every day.
That's 24/7/365 ad nauseum.
Do this and Wikipedia assures me that you will be fully versed in nearly every subject known to mankind and you will be able to blather and banter with the best of them, appearing in charge of all things mundane and trivial and able to enlighten and enliven even the dullest social gatherings.
That is, if you have time to ever get invited to one...
Offered by: Ds on May 25, 2006 8:19 AMSo what's limbo actually like? Are there really hordes of unbaptized babies? Is the River Acheron nice this time of year? Have you been hanging with Socrates, Plato, and Pope Celestine V, one of the only popes to have abdicated? Do I rely too much on Wikipedia for all my information?
Offered by: tim on May 24, 2006 6:45 PM
Well, that picture you sent me two weeks ago for one.
It wasn't that you were sans clothing. I can find naked chicks anywhere on the 'net.
It was that you we're strategically holding Shana and had written in fingerpainted tofu across the parts I could see, "Lick my"
But the damn cat was covering up the rest... (By the way, who DID take that picture? Hope they were vegan and hungry!!)
Offered by: Ds on May 24, 2006 4:47 PMWhat have I done to invite such blatant, rampant, unabashed vulgarity!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!
Offered by: Jodi on May 24, 2006 4:19 PMThe only time I'd curse you up and down would be when your lithe little body was taking all of my big thick cock in every orifice I deem necessary to evaluate your sexual response. Whispering incredibly crude and vulgar things to and about you seem to increase your arousal. I'll have to not that in my chart.
I take it back, I'd curse you as I removed the fork from the back of my french fry stealing hand.
Offered by: Thomas on May 24, 2006 12:54 PMI prefer a nice cup of tea, my dear, and my toast done on one side.
Offered by: Pete on May 24, 2006 5:53 AMPersonally, I prefer hairy-tofu-cock burgers.
Offered by: Megnant on May 24, 2006 1:39 AMHmm - I had to look it up - sorry! It's "perseverance." I thought it was wrong because it was missing an "r" but it was wrong because it had an "e" instead of "a." http://www.m-w.com/
Also - try this place for lunch when you are in San Francisco. I had the Soboro Rice Bowl Set and split the Mountain Yam Croquette! http://www.medicinerestaurant.com/
Thanks for acknowledging your faithful minions!
Offered by: Linda on May 23, 2006 6:07 PMPost Script (PS...)
I'm sorry, I read the confidential to Pete H., The greatest of all the Queens loyal subjects on that little island across the pond. i didn't mean to, but I am by nature a nosey bastard. Anything that says confidential, secret, or 36D automatically warrants my full attention.
Offered by: Ds on May 23, 2006 4:44 PM
I'd curse you up, down, sideways and every other Tuesday, but I know how much you love it when I talk dirty to you. And the LAST thing I want to do is excite you when you have your hands full and the inability to relieve the resulting tumultuous heat that builds up bewtween your oh-so-fine thighs.
SO... I will hit a little closer to home and simply remove all of your tofu from the refrigerator to let Shana rub up against it in her loving pussy way. Because everyone loves a hairy-tofu-pussy burger.
And no, we don't need pictures of that.
Offered by: Ds on May 23, 2006 4:41 PM
