If you do nothing else today — and if you're like me, you've accomplished absolutely nothing other than enjoying a pre-dawn workout and curling your hair to look like Farrah Fawcett circa The Red Bathing Suit Poster — make sure to check out Erik Seims's's's's's side-splitting (and someday award-winning, if I have anything to do with it) account of the life and times of Harriet Batty.

Erik is the fiancé of my adorable gal pal and frequent sidekick, Kyria. A more perfect match was never made, alas.