If it is indeed true that they never meant for us to mistake tennis balls for Granny Smith apples, don't you think they would have chosen a different color for the apples in the first place?
fresh-baked at 06:03 PM
"Patience is a virtue I have no time for." Me
Glossary
DOG: Distinguished Older Gentleman
Taxi: Actual dog
Shana: Non-dog, a/k/a cat