I didn't get you anything for "the holidays". I'm "sorry". It's just that I don't "do" them. It's not that I'm not festive. I am. Really. But I don't do the whole gift thing to celebrate occasions that mean nothing to me. I celebrate the birthdays of the people I know in real life and who matter to me.

Here is a gift I'm giving you anyway: Some words of wisdom I penned (or keyboarded) for a gift-giving website.

Now you can't say I never gave you anything.

Enjoy.

P.S. Food fotos really are coming. It's about Thai-m.