I'm prettier than you are.
Monday, 1 January 2007
You love word problems, don't you?

If I chortled 92% over this on 21 December:



Eisenberg's Sandwich Shop
Fifth Avenue at 22nd Street


and was 78% as genuinely amused by it only one day later,


and fake-chortled 157% over this on 23 December:



StuffMart
Somewhere 'tween Fayetteville, Arkansas
and the "XNA" Airport


and was 82% as fake-amused by it on 26 December,

how much of my personality was I willing to sacrifice when going west of the Mississippi?


Please show your math.

fresh-baked at 09:45 PM
Comments

If at any point you uttered the word "y'all", 90%.

"Fixin' to" = 100%

Offered by: tim on January 2, 2007 5:11 PM

Holy Drug-Induced Omissions, Batman!

You don't suppose the "Really Good Stuff" they is (sic) selling is 'Coke,' do you? Because I have to get my 'Coke' through a distributor... a middle man. If they actually sell 'Coke' in Arkansas through a vending machine, and with clever, witty marketing to support it, I may have to totally rethink my 100% not amused score and perhaps give them a three-stars (It had a good beat, but I couldn't dance to it.)

Offered by: Ds on January 2, 2007 2:50 PM


If a jet from JFK International left for Mexico City at 12 noon EST and travelling 725mph collided with a jet departing Mexico City at 10am CST and travelling 548mph, on which side of the Rio Grande would the propellers land? North or South?

(BTW, I am 98% certain that nothing about Arkansas amuses me at all... and 100% certain that nothing about Arkansas amuses me 100%.)

Offered by: Ds on January 2, 2007 2:46 PM

I was 100% amused driving through the State of Arkansas when I was passed by a large Dodge Ram Pickup with 2 male goats tethered in the back. I'm 66.66% sure I heard banjo music playing as they wizzed past me.

Offered by: LV on January 2, 2007 1:57 PM

I am 100% certain you will not be visiting Arkansas again.

Offered by: Mrs. Z on January 2, 2007 1:25 PM

The answer is 42......Welcome home, BTW!

Offered by: cookie on January 2, 2007 7:24 AM

I wish I could respond to your request, but I'm a bit busy right now. I seem to be hurtling towards an express train that left Clacton-On-Sea at 0944 and is travelling at 55mph.

Offered by: Pete on January 2, 2007 5:44 AM