If you attend Monday Night Magic on West 46th Street, you will want to saw yourself in half, handcuff your top half to a concrete-filled attaché case, submerge it in a padlocked vodka-filled vessel, and quietly alcodrown without even making a cursory attempt at escape. This, while your bottom half dashes, pell mell, toward the edge of a cliff and then, due to circumstantial blindness, trips and falls headlong (or whatever passes for headlong when you're sans head) down its ragged side until it lands in a muddy alligator-rich ditch. That, or just yell, "Rip-off!!!" every time one of the performers underperforms Peter Brady.
fresh-baked at 01:02 PMYell! SCREAM your head off! Oh you already did that...well, then stop screaming or you will be sans a bottom as well!!!!
Offered by: sally on January 31, 2007 10:27 PMLOL! Funnier even is that you of all people went to a magic show.
Offered by: Lolly on January 31, 2007 11:27 AMYikes! If that happens, I'll *never* be a teen model!!!
Offered by: Vendela on January 30, 2007 10:47 PMPeter was so groovy. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to change. Because when it's time to change, it's time to change.
sha na na na, na na na na, sha na na na na
Autumn turns to winter and then winter turns to spring,
its not just a season to know its goes for everything.
clouds can turn to rain and then it just might snow
You gotta take lesson from mother nature and if you do you'll know.
Well its time to change
then its time to change
move by the time come along for the ride, dont you see
when its time to change you've got to rearrange
move your heart to what your gonnabe.
sha na na na na na na sha na na na na na
