Hi. Hey.
Sorry to have worried you. Sorry to have caused you to conduct impromptu memorial services in my name and to cry over empty six-feet-deep holes (sexxxy) and ash-free urns and to sob inconsolably as big black ships crash into the rocky shores of long-forgotten Mediterranean coastal towns and to start charities and scholarships and lingerie lines in my name. Sorry to have made you apologize in your nightly prayers for all the wrongs you've done me and all the names you've called me and all the diamonds you never mined for me or pearls you never unoystered for me.
I am alive. I am here. And I'm kinda queer. So get, you know, used to it. And love it. Love me. Oh, please, love me!
I was in Brooklyn for a week, dogsitting the ever-adorable Lola. And as everyone knows, they don't have the internet in Brooklyn. So blame Brooklyn for my absence.
Tomorrow, I resume my regular hilarity.
Thanks for your concern. :-*
fresh-baked at 10:27 PMThat Lola is a heartbreaker.
Offered by: terry on February 24, 2007 9:56 PMOK so ..yeah their Lola is a cutie.However Our Lola is bigger therefore much cuter (right?) I mean really. Bigger dog must mean bigger cuteness.Our Lola is a Border Collie/Austrailian Shepherd. She looks a lot like Lassie,well except for her shorter nose and floppy ears and all.Glad you found you way back from that Brooklyn place.
Offered by: scottk on February 22, 2007 6:13 PMLet me be the first to welcome you back to the main island, and the Internets! We are oh-so happy to have you back here, just making the world a better place. Where is Brooklyn again? Do they have food there? Anything to interest a not-so-fussy vegan? Please regale us with tales of your travels. And please tell us you were able to bring a specimen of the lovely Lola species back to civilization!
Offered by: Token fella on February 21, 2007 10:03 AM
