I'm prettier than you are.
Wednesday, 7 March 2007
Papshot

Another black and white extreme closeup of your left eye drooling mascara and thick black eyeliner, accompanied by a caption like "you did this to me". That's what we're going to see on Flickr today, isn't it. That, or a shot of a dark, broken, rusty weathervane in sharp contrast against a stark, white sky. On a slight angle. With the succinct caption: "forecast". And a variety of tags, most of which will serve more as descriptions than a form of classification. Your stock commenters will praise your brilliant art, thus paving the way for more of the same tomorrow.

fresh-baked at 11:50 AM
Comments

My picture on flickr? A single bead of semen on my knee. The title, "When I was young, I imagined giving my kids horsie rides on my knee. It's not quite the same as I imagined it..."

Offered by: Thomas on March 9, 2007 8:36 AM

Exactly!

Offered by: Sally on March 7, 2007 9:39 PM

This almost sounds like a horoscope. Divination by Flickr? I'll call it a Flickrscope, then.

I'm with Tim, though. I look for puppy pictures. And pretty people. But dogs are best. I mean, how can one resist this face? http://www.flickr.com/photos/tishiba/295533537/

Offered by: Jeffrey on March 7, 2007 7:07 PM

I mostly see photos of dogs, which seems pointless to me, since MY dogs are the most beautiful puppies in the world, oh yes they are, oh yes they ARE!

Offered by: tim on March 7, 2007 1:30 PM

You forgot about self-taken photos from the perspective of the ceiling fan, or any other angle they can find that hides their obesity.

Offered by: Cody Clarke on March 7, 2007 12:41 PM