I'm prettier than you are.
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
Touch of Class

Class, please turn to page 24 in your workbooks.

Now, please take a moment to review it and then provide me with an observation about the
“before-and-after” of taking drugs.

Yes, Peter?

“Uhm, doing drugs will make you lose your eyebrows?”

Good, good. And … Anna?

“Doing drugs will make you dye your hair a super-ugly color and also stop wearing eyeliner?”

Yes! Very good. Brandon?

“Doing drugs won’t make you forget to put on a necklace, maybe?”

Wonderful! And … yes, Mindy?

“If you don’t do drugs you will still look like David Cassidy?”

Marvelous! Anyone else? Yes ... you?

fresh-baked at 11:44 AM
Comments

Drugs are bad, unless they're the kind of drugs that make Jodi want me to do her in the can, cause that's hot.

Offered by: Thomas on December 5, 2007 10:18 AM

Uggghh, I hate that David Cassidy...makes me glad he turned into a scary troll. Anybody that reminds me of him should turn into one too.

Offered by: jamied on December 4, 2007 7:42 PM

So it doesn't appear as if Ds himself is on drugs and/or is merely addled and confused, I must take a moment to say that at the time he posted his comment, I had posted this entry five times, unwittingly. Thanks, Ds! :-D

Offered by: Jodi on December 4, 2007 7:12 PM

Um.... Doing drugs will make you post things repeatedly without knowledge and thereby make you look addled and confused to your fans and peers.

Offered by: Ds on December 4, 2007 3:03 PM