Ways to piss off biodad on weekend visits:
Brother: Unwrap many straws. Fashion a long chain/tube of them by sticking their ends inside each other (hottt!). Place one end of the chain/tube into your drinking glass, which you will have placed far away from you, across the table. Commence distance-drinking.
Sis: Dump Sweet 'n' Low and sugar and their torn-open paper packets, ketchup, mustard, and shredded napkin in water glass. Stir with spoon until overflow. Continue after overflow.
Me: Blow massive bubbles in chocolate milk until they form what appears to be a brain tumor and spill onto the table.
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Offered by: Appozygox on April 6, 2012 11:49 PMWays to piss of biodad:
While humming a jolly little dittie only you know, open 14 packets of ketchup and squeeze them onto the table. Using your index finger, spread the ketchup around until you have an approximate circle. Continuing your fingerpainting, make two eyes and a smile. Then underneath in large ketchup letters, write, "Have a nice day!"
Giggle openly at your own creativity as you smear the "c" off of the "d" in day, so that as you get up and leave it now reads, "Have a nice lay!"
Make sure you suck the ketchup off of your finger as you leave.
Way to piss off mommie jamied's husband:
Husband: "Seriously, honey, why is the dog black?"
4-year-old: "Because, Daddy, I always hear Mommy tell LaTwon, "I can't ever get back once I've gone black, dawg!"
Husband: "Who's LaTwon, baby?"
4-year-old: "Mommy calls him my 'while you're at work Daddy'."
Offered by: Ds on December 19, 2007 12:07 PMHAAA!!! Isn't this a perfect example of why you prefer dogs to humans?
Way to piss off mommie jamied:
4 year old: play dress up with 3 pound tea-cup chihuahua with mommie's mascara. When asked why helpless, little LuLu is wet, shaking, and covered in black, slowly hide the mascara wand that mommie has already seen behind your back and say, "I don't know?"
When asked why there are black marks on the inside of the toilet shrug your shoulders and say, "I don't know?"
Offered by: jamied on December 19, 2007 7:49 AMWhat, you're not a vegan anymore??
Offered by: Vendela on December 19, 2007 1:25 AM
