Okay, so where'm I? I'm not home, that's for goll-dang sure. I'm not anywhere in Manhattan or the tri-state area (which I think for New York includes Connecticut and New Jersey) (my "tri-state area" reference is still set by default on "Pennsylvania", even though I have not lived there for more than seven years). All I know is that I am not in a state that rhymes with Stew Pork, and I am not quite sure there are any Jews or scrambled tofu within a 200-mile radius.
Your challenge: Tell me where I am. (And if you already know, pretend you don't, and tell me where you wish I were.)
And ... go!
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Offered by: ltxj npcx on February 2, 2008 2:55 AMYou are in Bermuda on vacation.
Offered by: mike on December 28, 2007 11:34 PMAre you in 1956?
Offered by: Mrs. Z on December 26, 2007 10:26 PMCurious... I thought surely you'd never find your way out of my crawl space. Now, I must waste my days searching for another love slave to entrap... I mean, enTRANCE...
Offered by: Tess on December 26, 2007 7:05 PMYou, my dear, with your hair in pigtails, must be in Walnut Grove, Minnesota, waiting for Paw to come in from the barn and for Mary to come home from the school for the blind.
Smack Albert on the butt for me... he was kind of cute.
Offered by: Scott on December 24, 2007 8:15 PMUnder my Christmas tree, completely naked save for the cellophane clingwrap wrapping paper and strategically placed bow. (There's only one, so you'll have to decide where you'd like it strategically placed.)Next to your immobilized form is a small wrapped box, about 2-inches by 2-inches by 14-inches, whose tag simply reads, "8 D-cell batteries not included."
Now that's what I'd like to see Christmas moaning. I mean morning. Christmas morning.
But my bet is your in Arkansas suckling razorbacks and swapping grits recipes with the fella's relations... Trying to decide which is better frickaseed, gator or watersnake, and taking bets on the waterbeetle races down by the ol' bayou...
Happy Holidays everyone!
- Ds
Offered by: Ds on December 24, 2007 8:50 AMI think you are somewhere Cheesy!
Offered by: Vendela on December 23, 2007 12:50 AMOh, Dear Jeffrey, there are far worse places for Jodi than the South. Like maybe somewhere where everyone talks like they have sausages and cheese curds stuffed up their noses. Run, Jodi, Run!!
Offered by: Megan on December 22, 2007 10:58 PMYou're in my mind, sweets, always in my mind!
Offered by: Elena on December 22, 2007 8:45 AMUnfortunately, Pal Jodi, you are not with me here over on the Left Coast.
Offered by: don on December 22, 2007 12:05 AMToto, are you in...Kansas?
Offered by: sarah on December 21, 2007 5:37 PMIn my bed with a wad of cash big enough to cover my "stud fees".
Offered by: Thomas on December 21, 2007 3:56 PMOh dear heavens, please, not the South.
Offered by: Jeffrey on December 21, 2007 12:44 PM
