I cannot be bought.
Brilliant observation, voiced aloud by me today after a few days of rumination that lead to an instant of uncommon clarity: The reason dogs look awkward in little tennis sweaters is because they clearly prefer racquetball.
Good day, good night, and thank you for the celery. (This is my new closing line, a la the tradition of evening news anchors. Not, of course, that I ever had a closing line, which would then be considered the "old" one.)
Tomorrow is another banana, so make it a good one. (This is the one I will be calling "new" in the future.)
Toodles. (This will never be it. This is just me saying "Later", but not knowing how to get out of this set-up now that I started it. So yes, Jane, get me off this crazy thing.)
fresh-baked at 10:08 PMThat's MISTERcreant to you, Kate. Now bend over and accept your punishment like a good little girl so we can close this thread and ride off into the mists of time.
Offered by: Ds on January 16, 2008 7:56 PM***sigh***
Told you I wasn't up to it, Dear Jodi.
Ds, you must now taunt me, please. Your list was excellent, but I need personal inspiration.
And if you don't think I deliberately left that one WIDE OPEN you are not the lascivious miscreant I thought you were...
Offered by: Kate on January 16, 2008 3:13 PMGood Night, and yes, Squirrels are indeed the Devil's oven mitts.
Offered by: Kate on January 16, 2008 3:10 PMThat dog has ethics! "You don't own me. I'm not just one of your many toys. You don't own me. Don't say I can't go with other boy... dogs."
Offered by: Kyria on January 14, 2008 1:53 PMOther famous closing lines I often hear:
1) Is that it?
2) Only cash, big boy. Last time you check bounce big time. (sic)
3) You'll be hearing from my attorney.
4) He's just a friend.
5) Really? You're not gay?
6) If you have to explain it, it isn't funny.
7) Why do you have a bicycle pump in your bedroom?
8) Why is my sister on your speed-dial?
9) Are you done yet?
10) All we're saying is, while we agree you are not necessarily a danger to yourself or others in the community, it is our combined professional recommendation that you seek immediate inpatient treatment for this before something tragic occurs.
Offered by: Ds on January 14, 2008 1:03 PM
