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Friday, 18 January 2008
Blue confession

I just ironed my jeans.

Please feel free to de-link, de-friend, and deride me. I deserve it.

fresh-baked at 01:33 PM
Comments

I was gently LOL here, reading from the bottom (!) up, and then got to KarenZipdrive's polite suggestion that I may need to fuck off. I assure you, dearest Ms. Zipdrive, that I did not iron a crease into my jeans. They had been bunched up in a ball in my closet and needed a bit of sprucing up. The day I iron a crease into my jeans is the day I also wear sneakers and a gold floating heart necklace dangling just over the edge of a mock turtleneck to complete the ensemble.

Offered by: Jodi on January 25, 2008 8:49 AM

If you ironed a crease in them, kindly go fuck yourself.

Offered by: KarenZipdrive on January 25, 2008 1:38 AM

What does "ironed my jeans" mean? I'm not familiar with this term, "ironed." What is that?

I think I may have heard this word before from my Maria, but I just thought she was cussing at me in Spanish again.

Offered by: jamied on January 19, 2008 12:59 PM

How ever did you iron around the stirrups?

Offered by: Kyria on January 19, 2008 11:42 AM

More likely Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Frankie say RELAX-ed fit acid washed jeans with a pleat.

Offered by: Ds on January 18, 2008 8:32 PM

Why did you iron your jeans? Are you going out to see Wham! tonight?

Offered by: Mrs. Z on January 18, 2008 7:47 PM