You would love my niece, she says.
I would hate her, I think.
This kid lives in a sprawling Park Avenue apartment with her brother and ridiculously rich mother, who is only rich because she married and divorced very well. All she wants to do is act and write and produce, and, oh, the little darling is home-schooled because she just can't bother being around the other kids at regular school. Her tutor is gorgeous, young, and Portuguese.
This kid speaks three languages.
She has lunch with Kevin Kline.
These are all supposed to be selling points.
I'm not buying.
fresh-baked at 10:19 PMKevin Kline is her celebrity claim to fame?
Yeah, well, then her mother ain't THAT rich.
As for her Portuguese tutor, please send me a photo. ;)
Ooo, I hate her too. *sigh* Now I'm off to my day job...bleah.
Offered by: Angie on January 24, 2008 5:29 AMI've got to agree with you there. I'm not a big fan of kids in any case but that type is especially gag worthy.
Offered by: Karen on January 24, 2008 12:18 AMHmm, do you still have that aluminum baseball bat handy? Just wondering.
Offered by: Jeffrey on January 23, 2008 10:53 AMUm...hello?
Who are you?
Is this Jodi? Jodi Verse?
The Jodi I know and want to make sweet, sweet love to would say, "Hmmm...Hot Kevin Kline huh? Tell me more about this niece of yours."
Offered by: jamied on January 22, 2008 8:42 AMWow. Is she available?
I'm sorry, did that come off as desperate and beyond borderline disgusting?
