I don't wish quadriplegia on him. Just paraplegia. I want his hands to still be available to try, in tear-jerking vain, to jerk off the now powerless tool between his motionless legs. He deserves to know what it feels like to be forced into limitation, to be deprived of the options he thinks are his privilege, his birthright.
When he's settled into paraplegia, I wish upon him a stroke that renders him incapable of speech. I'll then stand before him, calmly stirring a cup of coffee, and say, "Hey, complete asshole. What's it feel like to be half a man?"
I wrote this a couple of years ago about someone I cannot even identify now. I tell you this so you don't think I'm directing this at anyone currently in my life. I am fairly confident that my inability to identify the subject cretin would shatter him only slightly less than the condition I wished upon him here. Carry on!
KarenZipdrive, "Breast droopage" ROFLMAO!
Offered by: jamied on January 28, 2008 5:20 PMLadies, don't think for one second that converting to lesbianism will help.
I have an ex for whom I wish no "legias" upon, I just hope she keeps the exact same personality so she'll have to continue to live with it.
Well, that and some major breast droopage.
:)
jamied - ... ... ..... oh skip it.
jodi - well, that explains the difficulty i've had walking the past few months and my inability to achieve anything even close to sexual arousal. I guess I'll just sit here and wait for my impending brain-clot.
:taking them both off of my valentine's day card list::
Offered by: Ds on January 25, 2008 1:32 PMummm...just to clairify, someone from my WAY WAY past.
Offered by: jamied on January 25, 2008 8:25 AMHAAA!!! I LOVE IT!
Jodi, this. is. GENIOUS!
I know someone from my past that I want to take a potato peeler to and demasculate one slice at a time. Maybe even fry up the slices and make him eat them.
Offered by: jamied on January 25, 2008 8:23 AM
