Thursday, 31 January 2008
South of Nantucket
There was a gaunt boy from Manhattan
Who lived on pickles so he wouldn't fatten
One night Mom growled, "Stay in your place!"
And forced butter deep in his face
Until he burst out of the pants that he shat in
Comments
Jodi! Come see my new kitten, Jake.
Offered by: KarenZipdrive on February 1, 2008 7:16 PMNote to self: Do not read Jodi's BLOG before breakfast.
Offered by: Allison on February 1, 2008 9:05 AMButter - the edible lubricant.
Just smear a little inside your pants.
She'll eat down from the top
'til you beg her to stop
Yeah, like that could happen - no chance.
OK, Jodi. This ryme kick you're on is seriously freaking fabulous. Keep em coming!
Offered by: jamied on January 31, 2008 10:03 PMHey! Hey! Hey!!!
I figured out that this one rhymes right away!
Offered by: Token Fella on January 31, 2008 9:08 PM
