Tell me you're doing something more worthwhile with your time this evening than watching the Super Bowl. Tell me you're clipping a hangnail (as I cringe audibly at the mere thought of the accompanying "cleeeeek" of your preferred implement). Or tell me you're tearing off the hangnail with your teeth (as I flinch with what I think is a suggestion of a chill/thrill as I imagine the possibility of tiny blood dots forming near your cuticles). Or tell me you're hang-gliding. Yes, hang-gliding while reading this on some sort of hand-held hybrid GPS/browser device that I'm not quite geeky enough to know for sure even exists (but which I trust someone else, somewhat more advanced in his or her geekiness, will confirm or deny).
Tell me you're doing anything but watching the Super Bowl, and I will add you to my list of people I don't necessarily have to scorn. At least for that reason.
And if you tell me you're watching Puppy Bowl IV and can't tear your eyes away, you will super bowl me over.
So, what's it going to be?
fresh-baked at 05:55 PMI was so NOT watching the superbowl. Color me proud. I did discover that it is the ideal time to go out to dinner - because, dude - NOBODY else was there. Our kids were obnoxious and nobody cared. We didn't have to wait to get a table for 8, and it was heaven.
Offered by: Charlise on February 4, 2008 10:04 PMWas there a football game yesterday? The pooch and I went for a Sunday drive to a dog-friendly park where we frolicked like barely-clad cheerleaders.
Offered by: Laura on February 4, 2008 1:21 PMWell, we left the party at halftime and went home to watch "Battlestar Galactica," so hopefully you're only half disappointed in us. Ad I didn't really watch the game. I was too busy enjoying a cosmo and grazing. (I only ever go to parties for the food and beverages, anyway.)
Offered by: Jeffrey on February 4, 2008 12:18 PMIf only you knew the power of the dark side..
Scorn me. Scorn me good.
Offered by: dan on February 4, 2008 11:15 AMI considered doing the timezone calculations to figure out what time it would be here in the UK when the Super Bowl is happening, so that I could answer your question.
But my apathy towards the Super Bowl is SO GREAT that I couldn't even be bothered to do that.
Maybe the Super Bowl has happened already. I don't know.
Offered by: Pete on February 4, 2008 4:45 AMSunday night is the night when I the assignments I should have spread more evenly over the weekend, so this evening I'll be reading Marlowe's The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus and trying to write a play of my own. But you can guarantee I'll be wearing a beer helmet and a giant foam finger throughout.
P.S. I love America. Really, I do.
Offered by: Brad on February 3, 2008 8:18 PM
