Monday, 4 February 2008
Oh, brother
If you ever hear me referring to a female friend as a/my "sister", you have my permission to remove my uterus by whatever means you fancy, without anaesthesia or even a tampon to clench between my teeth.
This is my promise/vow to you.
fresh-baked at 02:47 PMComments
If I did have a penis, I'd apply to be your fuck buddy. In fact...
Oh never mind.
If I didn't have a penis, I'd apply to be your sister. But since I do have a penis and you're taken with another's penis, do you have a sister who might be equally smitten with mine, or is that sheer sibling phallusy?
Offered by: Ds on February 4, 2008 9:13 PMWhat about "Sistah"? Surely you can't be offended by that.
Offered by: Mrs. Z on February 4, 2008 3:50 PMYou mean we're not sisters?
I feel so betrayed.
So dirty...
XO
Your Sister
