If they didn't want me eating their candy when I occupied their desks while they were on vacation, then they should have either eaten it all before they left, taken it with them, entrusted it to another secretary, or stored it in a locked drawer (and taken the key).
I mean, come on. Surely I wasn't the only temp who, in a fit of near-tears boredom, snooped through their drawers in search of who-knows-what and came upon the bounty of an already open bag of individually foil-wrapped chocolates. Right?
Silly trustful full-time secretaries. I hope I taught 'em a lesson!
fresh-baked at 09:50 PMI found that writing "stool sample" on top of my Styrofoam lunch container tended to keep lookieloos out of my food.
Dan- be careful when helping yourself to those tasty office fridge morsels. I've been known to put Ex-Lax in my lunch just to see who was stealing it. The person who made numerous trips to the bathroom paid and paid and paid!
Offered by: Vendela on February 12, 2008 9:27 PMI took it one step further and pilfered their stash of Post-it Notes and rubberbands! They're less fattening.
Offered by: Vendela on February 12, 2008 9:25 PMIt's the same thing with married women. I mean, if their husbands didn't want me flirting with them, they'd keep them at home locked up, bareffot and pregnant in the kitchen.
I mean, it is the same. Right?
Right?
Offered by: Ds on February 12, 2008 2:17 PMWhen I was unfortunately chained to the corporate world, I not only brazenly helped myself to other people's candy, I demanded candy from anyone who expected me to attend a meeting.
If office people expect their candy stashes to go unmolested, they need to lock their drawers and hide the keys.
It's just a damn shame we have to review these rules- everyone should know them by now.
Didn't those selfish shrews watch "Sesame Street" and learn about sharing? No, they were probably reading women's magazines....
Offered by: Jeffrey on February 12, 2008 11:29 AMIt's like food in an office fridge:
No Name, Fair Game.
Offered by: dan on February 12, 2008 9:56 AMHey, if they need candy to get through a day of doing their job, then you also need candy to do the same thing! :)
Offered by: Drunkbunny on February 12, 2008 9:52 AM
