Whenever I encounter the word "smegma" I think of bocconcini. And now you will too! :)

SMEG is short for smegma, which is a perfect word for what it is. Eeeuwww.
As for you Thomas, the name "Ping Pang Fong Qi Wong-wong-wong-wonga-wonga-wonga-wonnnnnnng" is the funniest damn thing I have ever read.

I don't know what "smeg" means. I just know I'd love to have a big pink one in my home. Look how cute! I'd use it in the kitchen all the time, I'm sure. Although I'd probably use it just to keep beer in. ;)

The name "Wang" is Chinese. The names are given when their mothers give birth: It's traditional that at the moment the baby is emerging, the mother throws a wok against a wall, and the resulting sound is the name. "Wang" is a relavtively easy birth, where the more difficult ones are named "Ping Pang Fong Qi Wong-wong-wong-wonga-wonga-wonga-wonnnnnnng."

SMEG. How unfortunate.
That reminds me of the time GM was trying to market the Chevy Nova in Mexico, and wondering why they weren't selling.
Turns out 'No Va' in Spanish means, "It won't go."
Also, what were the Wang computer people thinking when they selected that name? Was "Shlong" taken?

Smeg brand? Must've been started by Dave Lister!

(And I am indeed floored that there's a real company by that name.)

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