I wonder what the housekeepers think when they encounter the DO NOT DISTURB signs. Do they merely think the occupant is sleeping or showering? Or that the person is doing a particularly difficult crossword puzzle and cannot be interrupted? Or meditating between the credenza and an open suitcase?
Or, do they think, as I do, that behind the door lies a fleshy Midwestern tourist, naked, hog-tied (probably expertly), waiting, as instructed by her flubby husband, to return with a cup of coffee for himself and nothing for her, before administering the morning beating before heading out to see the sights?
fresh-baked at 11:02 PMYou have become a tad dark lately.
This image makes me want to rinse my eyes with bleach.
Offered by: lattegirl on April 4, 2008 11:59 AMWhy is it always Midwesterners? I happen to know a few New Yawkers who are fairly adept at wrangling stray submissive housewives.....
And hogtied midwestern women never drink coffee. The caffeine makes them have to pee.
Offered by: Ds on March 31, 2008 9:47 AMIf I were a housekeeper and saw the DND sign, I'd worry about what I might have to clean up later.
Offered by: KarenZipdrive on March 30, 2008 5:00 PMWell I would guess that they just listen at the door. I would, if I were cleaning up after tourists and making minimum wage, I'd want any entertainment could get.
Offered by: thomas on March 30, 2008 3:16 PMNew meaning to the "Tidy Up" vs. "Tied Up" door hanger?
Offered by: Token Fella on March 29, 2008 10:19 PMFunny. That's what I think too...
Offered by: Angie on March 29, 2008 9:03 AM
