"Jeffrey Dahmer had earlobes," I think on my bus ride home. "Hitler had eyelashes. And what's more, serial killers and rapists have pinkies."
Even the most revolting, despicable, worthless, filthy motherfuckers on the planet have these delicate, innocent-looking body parts. The soft velvet of a curving earlobe. The spray of flirty frilly eyelashes. The shy baby brother pinky.
People who do unspeakable, unforgivable things to other people are born with this incredible softness and delicateness. Somewhere along the line their earlobes, their eyelashes, and their pinkies should have atrophied. Withered away to nothing. That quiet beauty should have been surrendered.
fresh-baked at 10:47 PMWhat about the littlest toe? They're sort of cute, too. OK, sometimes.
Offered by: lattegirl on April 4, 2008 11:56 AMIs this something like the "may the ankles of your enemies turn so that you might recognize them"?
Or should I just have observed that mouths on most people can be really attractive but somehow fails to be when applied to Rachel Ray?
Offered by: Da Goddess on April 4, 2008 2:28 AMThat's EXACTLY how I feel about Ryan Seacrest.
Offered by: jamied on April 4, 2008 1:07 AM





