Be careful the next time you're walking around Soho. You know that old "Step on a crack, break your mother's back" warning? Well, somewhere in Soho, if you step on these cracks, you'll step on and thus break your mother's face.
Or, if not your own mom's, then someone else's. But either way, it's never really nice to step on anyone's mom's face. Except if your mom is Jocelyn Wildenstein. Because then, it could only be seen as an improvement.
So, when I first avoided trampling on someone's mom's face this afternoon, I only saw one version of it. Later, when focusing on it as I would a Magic Eye masterpiece, another one appeared. I intend to gaze at it all night, until I find a dozen more mothers' faces or my own mother's face — whichever comes first.
Rest assured, all you mothers out there, that your face is safe with (or from) me. This is my early Mother's Day gift to you.
fresh-baked at 10:52 PMI'm sorry, but all I can see here is Jodi mindlessly prancing along, staring at her newly buffed, polished and immaculately manicured toenails protruding from a strikingly fine pair of strappy Manolo Blahniks when suddenly a stilettoed heel pokes out the eye of said Mother Concretion.
So why, oh why, do you ask is said cement cyclops featured with sneering grin?
Because mere milliseconds before heel met eye, it caught a rare glimpse of the sunshine being blown up someone's skirt.
Offered by: Ds on April 7, 2008 5:26 PMNo wonder my face isn't what it used to be! All you New Yorkers walking all over it! And that really explains poor Priscilla Presley....
Offered by: Mrs. Z on April 7, 2008 10:34 AMomg...Jodes,
During the three years I've known you, (That's Latin for "I'm her favorite"...don't hate.) I think THIS is my all time FAVORITE!!!
I. am. DYING!!!
Thanks for starting my week like this.
*muah!*...and as ALWAYS, with a little tongue.
Offered by: jamied on April 7, 2008 8:33 AMSometimes you seriously creep me out, girl.
Offered by: lattegirl on April 7, 2008 6:27 AM
